The dying lawyer should consider his burial options. There’s always the traditional casket, but consider entering the eternities with a bit more pizzazz! One might choose to forego the casket and have their lifeless body placed under a giant mound of legal documents or statutory materials. Or, consider the cremation of your uninhabited soul by the burning of documents, your ashes to be scattered on the grounds of your former firm. Whatever option you choose, just be sure it’s all sorted out while your withered being has some life left to it. Nothing worse than a lawyer who couldn’t sort out his own will.