When you are a lawyer, there are two types of vacations: (1) vacations and (2) attempted vacations. An attempted vacation is like a vacation, except with 50+ hour workweeks. Not sure what kind your next one will be? Fortunately, there is a really easy way to tell them apart. If you are traveling anywhere in the contiguous United States, you are going on an attempted vacation, not a vacation. Additionally, if you are heading anywhere with WiFi coverage or cell service, you are also going on an attempted vacation.